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:12:03
Okay, Squeak, let's just shoot for it.
:12:05
What? Are you insane?
This is my job, you assholes!

:12:10
All you gotta do
is make a single from here,

:12:13
and you can shut off our gas, and
we'll never call you Squeak again.

:12:16
Or bitch.
:12:18
Or bitch.
:12:24
From here?
:12:27
Alright. Check this shit out!
:12:34
Tough break, Squeak.
Now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch.

:12:42
Three months later
:12:44
We can win the game with this one.
Bring me home.

:12:48
We win the game!
:12:53
We got 5 runs that inning.
:12:55
This game's pretty badass.
:12:57
You're up.
:13:00
Tyler, I hear your sister's going out
with Squeak.

:13:05
Another psych-out.
- I'm not going out with his sister.

:13:08
That's the defense. - We gotta say
fucked-up shit to make 'em miss.

:13:13
Oh, right.
:13:15
Wait a minute! Why is me going out
with his sister fucked up?

:13:18
Pierce, I hear
your mom's going out with Squeak.

:13:22
Two outs!
:13:24
You're gonna own 1/12 of the rent,
the water bill, the power bill,

:13:28
the cable bill...
- Check it out! - What's that?

:13:31
A baseketball!
:13:33
You made a ball? Out of what?
:13:40
I can't believe you were fired for
not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!

:13:44
Losing the truck pissed 'em off the most.
:13:47
You can camp out here for a while.
- This is pretty sweet!

:13:51
Does it fold out? - Yeah, a great bed!
But that's Jenkins' bed.

:13:55
Your bed's over there.
:13:58
Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I
supposed to get a chick in that?


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