:17:24
Psst!
:17:26
Psst!
:17:27
Mmm?
:17:29
- How long did you want to stay?
- I, uh... Two days.
:17:32
- Will an attic room do?
- Uh... Well, I thought you...
:17:35
That was just for the neighbors.
Heartless meanies.
:17:37
Where do they expect
these poor creatures to go?
:17:40
- Is he house-trained?
- Oh, yes. Just like you and me.
:17:46
Do we provide meals? No.
:17:48
But is there a convenience store?
Yes. Two blocks south.
:17:51
And what is the golden rule?
Never answer the front door.
:17:54
Why?
It might be an inspector.
:17:56
Mind that step.
:17:58
What happens if you need anything?
:18:01
You knock on this door on the left.
:18:03
Who lives there? I do.
:18:05
Where's the bathroom?
End of the landing.
:18:08
Do we provide towels?
:18:10
What is that, a canine? Huh?
You canine? Little puppy dog?
:18:13
Flealick, come back.
We don't know where it's been.
:18:16
- Do we, Alan?
- No, Nigel.
:18:18
- Feline. You're a cat?
- Do I look like a cat?
:18:20
How do I know? I got the myopia. I can
barely see. If you're a cat, you gotta scat.
:18:24
Hey! Kitty! You got no business
being on this floor!
:18:26
You got that? No felines
on this floor. Period!
:18:31
Where's the pay phone?
In the foyer.
:18:33
Local calls only.
:18:35
And where does the little piggy stay
at all times?
:18:38
In the room.
:18:40
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
:18:44
And where does the dear little fella
do his necessaries?
:18:48
In the kitty litter.
:18:50
Who empties it?
:18:52
You do.
Any questions?
:18:55
Oh. Where do I make
a long-distance phone call?
:18:58
Oh, uh, two blocks south.
Mm-hmm.