:44:05
He's had boys living there before?
- This one's growing roots.
:44:10
Yes well, the 'aye up' lads novelty
value will soon expire.
:44:13
I hope so, he's not as dumb
as he looks though!
:44:17
Believe me, it's infatuation. Matt's had
pretend rough trade in the past...
:44:22
now he thinks he's got the real thing.
:44:25
Tell me about it, he likes football and
he never puts the seat down on the loo!
:44:29
I hardly get any cuddles anymore.
:44:34
Oh yes, the joy of doing it with someone
who can't count past ten...
:44:38
...soon wears off though,
as I know only too well.
:44:42
Perhaps lover boy'll get home sick,
miss his black puddin'.
:45:32
Half the queens in there
only go to pick up.
:45:35
One bloke started eyeing me up,
fuckin' massive he was...
:45:38
He asked me to 'spot' him on the bench.
I couldn't believe how he spoke!
:45:42
Go on?
:45:44
Well, he was so camp, told me I'd look
good in lycra.
:45:48
Craig's met his first Muscle Mary.
:45:50
He had the body of Arnie,
but the voice ofJulian Clary.
:45:56
Just your average queen trying hard
to be something that he's not.