:43:01
Me and Paula had words last night.
- Ignore her, she has words with everyone.
:43:08
Look, I'm sorry about the noise
and all that last night.
:43:11
Bet your mates think I'm a right square.
:43:13
Shut up. All my mates want to get you in
bed. Anyway, it's me whose to blame,
:43:19
I was bang out of order last night.
:43:22
Can't believe I slammed that
fucking door.
:43:25
Come here...
:43:43
I saw 'em having sex this morning.
:43:48
Come come, how much could you see through
a keyhole? -They left the door open.
:43:52
Lucky you. Maybe they wanted you to join
in and start your day the bisexual way!
:43:59
Probably making up after their tiff. He
never asked if I minded Craig moving in.
:44:05
He's had boys living there before?
- This one's growing roots.
:44:10
Yes well, the 'aye up' lads novelty
value will soon expire.
:44:13
I hope so, he's not as dumb
as he looks though!
:44:17
Believe me, it's infatuation. Matt's had
pretend rough trade in the past...
:44:22
now he thinks he's got the real thing.
:44:25
Tell me about it, he likes football and
he never puts the seat down on the loo!
:44:29
I hardly get any cuddles anymore.
:44:34
Oh yes, the joy of doing it with someone
who can't count past ten...
:44:38
...soon wears off though,
as I know only too well.
:44:42
Perhaps lover boy'll get home sick,
miss his black puddin'.