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Sing!
Like what you do best anyway.
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- You might feel shy.
- Oh, nothin' wrong
with being shy at first.
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- It's natural, that.
- Had a girl recently
wouldn't say boo to a goose.
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- Now she's toppin' the bill
at the Reform Club.
- Who's that? That stripper?
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Yeah. Well, I mean, it's similar,
innit? I mean, similar case, Tina.
:42:17
- Please go.
- It's not healthy being cooped up here...
:42:19
Just go!
:42:23
Bloody hell.
That's gratitude for ya.
:42:30
You great long streak
of piss!
:42:33
You are bloody doin' it, girl!
:42:40
Come on. You can do better than that.
So how you all doin'?
:42:55
The manager says, "Do you want
that condom on your bill, sir?"
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And the duck says, "Certainly not.
What sort of duck do you think I am?"
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Hey, true story, this. Two...
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- All you've gotta do
is stand here and sing.
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Like at home.
:43:12
Just... stay calm
and relax.
:43:16
What are you talkin' about,
relax? Look at her!
:43:18
Think about... Judy.
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Think about... Shirley.
:43:29
Think about... Marilyn.
:43:35
Anyway, on with the show,
ladies and gentlemen.
:43:37
As you know,
Boo braves anything,
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goes anywhere
in his perpetual quest...
:43:42
for fresh talent to spice up
your midweek merriment here.
:43:45
And guess which exotic part of the world
I came across tonight's star turn?
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Shipley Street.
:43:52
Well, it saves on travel
expenses, don't it?
:43:57
Anyway, pretty people,
enough of me.
:43:59
A talent...
an undiscovered treasure...