:22:11
It's only 22 ounces.
This thing's so damn light.
:22:16
- What do you know?
- Hey, come on, give me that back.
:22:21
Come on, give me that back
or I'm telling my dad. I'm serious.
:22:25
Look, I'm warning you.
I'm serious, all right?
:22:27
- In that case.
- Yeah, thought so.
:22:31
Where we going, anyway?
We're supposed to look for Kitty.
:22:35
Could you shut your yap, junior?
Perhaps you'll learn something.
:22:45
I know you. You're nobody watching
this program alone late at night.
:22:45
I know you. You're nobody watching
this program alone late at night.
:22:51
So when I say, "What are you
waiting for?" you identify.
:22:54
You say, "What am I waiting for?
I could take that step today."
:22:58
So you shell out $39.95
for my book...
:23:03
...you read it and you feel inspired,
really changed.
:23:09
But then nothing happens.
:23:12
For the first time,
you see what you have to do...
:23:16
...and yet you lack the will
to do it...
:23:18
...because you haven't changed.
Why?
:23:23
Because you don't want to.
:23:25
You'd rather just sit back on
the couch, have another light beer...
:23:28
...and catch up on some
of those Happy Days reruns.
:23:32
That's it, isn't it?
Now, as you know...
:23:35
...other programs have as many
as seven or even 12 steps.
:23:39
But with mine, you can change
your life in just one step.
:23:45
Won't you take that step?
Call the number on your screen.
:23:49
Do it now.
God bless you, and good night.