:26:02
They're very manly
and... tough.
:26:08
I'm working on it!
:26:10
Oh, who am I fooling?
:26:13
It's going to take a miracle
to get me into the army.
:26:16
Did I hear someone ask
for a miracle?
:26:19
-Let me hear you say "aaah"!
-Aaah!
:26:22
-That's close enough.
-A ghost.
:26:24
Get ready, Mulan.
Your serpentine salvation is at hand!
:26:27
For I have been sent
by your ancestors...
:26:30
to guide you through
your masquerade.
:26:33
Come on. If you're gonna stay,
you're gonna work.
:26:35
So heed my word! 'Cause if
the army finds out you're a girl,
:26:39
the penalty is death!
:26:43
-Who are you?
-Who am I? Who am I?
:26:46
I am the guardian
of lost souls.
:26:50
I am the powerful,
the pleasurable,
:26:52
the indestructible Mushu.
:26:56
Oh. Ha, ha.
Pretty hot, huh?
:27:03
Uh, my ancestors sent
a little lizard to help me?
:27:08
Hey, dragon, dragon,
not lizard.
:27:11
I don't do that tongue thing.
:27:13
You're, um-
:27:15
Intimidating?
Awe inspiring?
:27:17
-Tiny.
-Of course. I'm travel size
for your convenience.
:27:21
If I was my real size,
your cow here would die of fright.
:27:24
Down, Bessie. My powers are
beyond your mortal imagination.
:27:29
For instance, my eyes can see
straight through your armor. Oooh!
:27:34
All right, that's it! Dishonor!
Dishonor on your whole family.
:27:38
Make a note of this. Dishonor on you,
dishonor on your cow, dis-
:27:41
Stop. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
:27:45
I'm just nervous.
I've never done this before.
:27:47
Then you're gonna have to trust me.
And don't you slap me no more.
:27:51
We clear on that?
All right.
:27:53
Okeydokey. Let's get this show
on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
:27:56
-Let's move it, heifer.