:11:00
It's very nice of you to offer
me so much money, but...
:11:02
Ten thousand.
:11:04
I can't.
See, I have a fiancée, and if she ever...
:11:07
I got it! We use a stunt cock.
:11:09
Any time there's actual penetration,
we'll bring in another penis.
:11:12
We do it all the time. All you have to concern
yourself with is the crime-fighting, and the acting.
:11:19
But see, I'd still be acting in a
pornographic movie. That's what I...
:11:22
Twenty thousand dollars.
:11:25
- 'Scuse me?
- Twenty thousand dollars. Are you crazy?!
:11:28
Twenty thousand dollars
for two days' work?
:11:31
And you don't even have to fuck.
:11:36
I... I have to think about this.
Can I think about this?
:11:39
Sure.
We start first thing Monday morning.
:11:42
Wait, I have to think about this.
:11:43
Yeah. You start at ten o'clock.
:11:46
I'm gonna think about this now.
:11:48
I don't know. He doesn't seem much
like the porno type to me, boss.
:11:51
That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
:11:53
He's so prissy, wholesome.
:11:55
You watch. In a coupld of weeks,...
:11:58
... I'll make that little momma's boy
the biggest porn star in the country.
:12:18
- Hello?
- Hi, Lise.
:12:19
- Hi, honey!
- How are things in Utah?
:12:21
Well Utah isn't as nice
without you, that's for sure.
:12:24
How are things there?
:12:26
Oh, fine. I uh,...
I had an interesting day.
:12:30
I got offered a part in a movie.
:12:32
A movie?
Like... a Hollywood movie?
:12:35
Yeah. And it, and it pays a lot.
:12:37
Oh, Joe, that's wonderful!
:12:40
Is it enough so that we can
get married in the Temple?
:12:42
Lisa, it's twenty thousand dollars.
:12:49
Oh, why you're the best, Joe.
:12:52
Well, I don't know if
I'm gonna do it, Lise.
:12:54
Mm, what? Well, why not?
:12:56
Eh... there's some things in the movie
that are... against God's way, and I...