:15:01
No.
:15:02
- Hi, how you doing?
- Hi. Are we fucking?
:15:05
...No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock.
:15:08
And I'm not doing any ass-licking today.
I told you that, right?
:15:11
Yes, yes. No ass-licking.
:15:14
Okay. I am... not an ass-licker.
:15:16
Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.
:15:21
Oh m..., what was I thinking??
:15:23
There you are. Get in here! Come on!
:15:26
Just get in there and
put this on! Put it on!
:15:28
- Okay, can I, uh...?
- Put it on now!
:15:30
Oh...
:15:31
So you must be the new Orgazmo.
:15:33
No. I... well maybe. My name's Joe.
:15:37
Ben Chapleski. I play Choda Boy.
:15:39
- What's a Choda Boy?
- I'm your sidekick.
:15:42
- My sidekick? I have a sidekick?
- Yeah.
:15:44
What do...?
:15:45
AH!
:15:48
Uh... I didn't know I had a sidekick.
:15:50
He didn't even tell you the plot?
:15:51
No, he didn't. He just said I'm a superhero.
:15:53
Right. You're Orgazmo, and you
fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
:15:58
And I'm your sidekick, and...
:15:59
... I help you out with my...
specially designed sex toys.
:16:03
Oh.
:16:04
I don't think I've seen you before.
Are you new in this business?
:16:07
Oh. Yeah, this is my first time.
I'm actually a normal person.
:16:11
Hey, we're all normal people, man.
:16:13
Hell, I've got Ph.D.s for Physics
and Engineering from MIT.
:16:16
MIT? In Boston?
:16:18
Naw, it's in Cambridge, actually.
:16:20
...But if you have two Ph.D.s,
why do you do these kind of movies?
:16:23
See you on set, Choda Boy.
:16:27
That's why.
:16:29
See, I have what's called a...
an overactive sex drive.
:16:33
Hey, just between you and me, I don't
get a whole lot of action from women.
:16:38
They don't seem to take me very seriously.
:16:40
You don't say...
:16:41
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here.
:16:44
And I love every minute of it.
:16:45
But if you're such a scientific genius,...
:16:47
... don't you think Heavenly Father has something...
more important planned for your life?
:16:51
Who?
:16:53
You.
:16:55
...What??