:28:01
Come on in.
:28:05
Goodness gee. Is this all yours?
:28:08
Yeah. Bought and paid for,...
:28:11
... with all the patents I have.
:28:13
See, when I'm not doin' the flicks, I invent stuff.
:28:16
I'm makin' some serious cash from it.
:28:18
Oh, what's this here?
:28:20
I guess I never told you.
:28:23
Told me what?
:28:27
See, when I was a kid,...
:28:29
... I learned a lot of different kung-fu styles.
:28:32
One of the styles was hamster.
:28:34
Hamster style... I don't think
I've seen you do hamster.
:28:37
No. Well, I vowed to my father
I would never use hamster-style again.
:28:42
- Why? What happened?
- I don't like to talk about it.
:28:46
Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it.
:28:48
You know, get it out.
:28:51
I don't know if I can.
:28:54
Well what are you running from, man?
:28:56
I don't know.
:28:59
I guess maybe I'm just runnin' from myself.
:29:04
I mean, it happened several years ago, but
I can remember it like it was just yeasterday.
:29:11
- Hey Dad?
- Mhm?
:29:13
I don't think I'm going to do hamster-style anymore.
:29:17
That's nice.
:29:27
And that's the way it went down, man.
:29:30
Shit. I can still smell that newspaper.
:29:38
You know, it does. It does feel better to get it out.
:29:44
Come on, I wanna show you something.
:29:49
By the time I finally got this ol' momma
to work, it had a lot of parts.
:29:54
The sucker got pretty heavy.
I could barely even lift it now.
:29:56
What is it?
:29:58
It's the Orgazmorator. I made it work.