:13:00
why you're the only cop in the
department without a partner.
:13:04
Johnson, look, first of all,
if you want a date with me...
:13:07
you have to wait on the list
like every other woman, OK?
:13:09
Second of all, I work alone.
:13:11
I don't need no partner
and ain't never gonna have one.
:13:14
-Did Kojak have a partner?
-Yeah. The fat guy.
:13:16
He wasn't never with him.
Did Columbo?
:13:18
Captain Diel ordered me
to go with you...
:13:20
because you needed bomb squad
backup, but once again...
:13:23
you screwed me and yourself.
:13:25
Look, Johnson,
it's dangerous out there.
:13:26
It's safer for you
to be behind the desk.
:13:29
We were supposed to be
on the same team.
:13:31
Team?
Johnson, this is the LAPD...
:13:33
the most hated cops
in the free world.
:13:35
My own mama ashamed of me.
:13:37
She tell everybody
I'm a drug dealer.
:13:39
This is a pit stop for me.
:13:41
I'm on the verge of leaving
you suckers behind.
:13:42
Actually, you're on the verge
of being suspended.
:13:45
Have a nice day.
:13:52
Somebody told you
I was being suspended?
:13:55
Quit playin', girl.
:13:59
I know you playin'.
:14:02
Somebody told you
I was being suspended?
:14:06
This is a problem.
That's all I need...
:14:08
some foreigner
getting his head blown off...
:14:10
and creating
an international incident.
:14:12
What can we do?
He's on his way.
:14:16
Call the field office.
Have them send over a rookie.
:14:18
We'll have him escort this guy
around a few days...
:14:20
pretend to follow some leads,
show him some sights...
:14:23
keep him out of our way.
:14:24
You want to do that
to one of men?
:14:26
What do you suggest?
:14:30
Well, as long as we're
gonna humiliate someone...
:14:33
might as well be LAPD.
:14:37
Even if I had an extra man...
:14:39
who would want
such a bullshit assignment?
:14:41
Well, it's a disgrace to me.
:14:43
It's a disgrace
to my department.
:14:45
It's a disgrace to--
:14:48
Dan, I'm sending someone
right over.
:14:54
Captain, I know you read
the paper, but they lying.
:14:57
I wouldn't do nothing like that.
:14:58
You know how the paper is.
They just want a story.