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:28:00
- No, you're not.
- I am.

:28:02
- You're not.
- Anna, I'm over him.

:28:04
What do you mean I'm not?
How do you know I'm not?

:28:07
Well, two things really.
:28:09
You're still counting how long you've
been apart in days, hours and minutes.

:28:13
But the flashing red light way
of telling you're not over someone

:28:16
is reading their horoscope
in the hope they're going to get wiped out

:28:20
- in some freak napalming incident.
- Smart arse.

:28:24
- What is he?
- A wanker.

:28:27
Oh, Aries.
:28:29
Aries... Aries...
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Well, just shows how much I know.
:28:36
"With Mars in the ascendancy,
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you will get wiped out
in a freak napalming incident

:28:41
and Helen says bollocks to you."
This guy's good.

:28:48
You go.
No, I will.

:28:50
No, you.
I'm not in. I'm out.

:28:53
You don't know where or who with.
Especially who with.

:28:57
Quickly, go on!
:28:59
I am not answering
the door like this.

:29:01
Please, you have to.
It won't be him anyway.

:29:05
So there's no big deal, is there?
:29:12
Bollocks to him.
Bollocks to him.

:29:14
Bollocks to him.
Bollocks to him.

:29:16
Bollocks to him.
Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him.

:29:29
Come on.
If you don't drink your fatty drinks,

:29:31
you'll never really
achieve quality cellulite.

:29:35
Your haircut suits you,
by the way.

:29:37
No, it does.
It does. No gag.

:29:39
Never make a joke about women's hair,
clothes, or menstrual cycles. Page one.

:29:43
Look, James, maybe I shouldn't be here.
:29:45
I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.
:29:50
You know, under
normal circumstances etcetera,

:29:53
you're really nice and funny.
My friend Anna thinks you're cute.

:29:58
Wait, hold, hold.
Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?


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