:29:01
Please, you have to.
It won't be him anyway.
:29:05
So there's no big deal, is there?
:29:12
Bollocks to him.
Bollocks to him.
:29:14
Bollocks to him.
Bollocks to him.
:29:16
Bollocks to him.
Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him.
:29:29
Come on.
If you don't drink your fatty drinks,
:29:31
you'll never really
achieve quality cellulite.
:29:35
Your haircut suits you,
by the way.
:29:37
No, it does.
It does. No gag.
:29:39
Never make a joke about women's hair,
clothes, or menstrual cycles. Page one.
:29:43
Look, James, maybe I shouldn't be here.
:29:45
I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.
:29:50
You know, under
normal circumstances etcetera,
:29:53
you're really nice and funny.
My friend Anna thinks you're cute.
:29:58
Wait, hold, hold.
Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?
:30:01
Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?
:30:04
Shit, I just blew...
Wait.
:30:06
Oh, 2.85...
2.85 on the wrong girl.
:30:11
Helen, listen.
:30:13
Sometimes we are plonked
into people's lives
:30:15
when they just need
to be cheered up and reassured
:30:18
and it turns out
that for some reason it's your job.
:30:21
We don't know why.
In your case, it's my job.
:30:25
But, I'll be honest, the fact
that I find you moderately attractive,
:30:29
just makes the job
easier on my part.
:30:31
My intentions
are completely honourable.
:30:33
I have no desire to overstep
the mark. Seriously.
:30:37
You prefer diamonds or sapphires?
Sorry.
:30:41
- "Moderately attractive"?
- A-ha! I knew you were listening.
:30:45
Well, you know, lose the sad eyes,
the droopy mouth,
:30:48
I could get you an upgrade.
:30:50
So, having firmly established
the ground rules,
:30:53
what are you doing two weeks
on Saturday?
:30:55
- Probably killing myself.
- Excellent. What time does that finish?
:30:59
Do you like boats?