:25:03
Do something.
:25:09
Can we start by like covering up
my hairy stepmother wart?
:25:12
Because it must
be showing!
:25:17
Punk.
:25:18
It's cold!
Come on, let's go!
:25:20
Benjamin will
drive us home.
:25:27
Okay, come on!
Come on! Come on!
:25:33
Next week, after school...
:25:36
...you walk up to him...
:25:37
...with...
:25:39
...attitude.
:25:40
You hear me?
:25:42
And you say...
:25:44
"Listen up, limp-dick...
:25:48
...'cause I'm only in
to say this once.
:25:51
As far as your...
:25:53
...pitiful...
:25:54
...knowledge of what a
woman really wants goes...
:25:58
...l am not going to waste
my time with some loser...
:26:02
...who doesn't even know
what snowblowing is."
:26:07
What is it?
:26:13
It's an incredibly disgusting and
not even remotely sexy thing...
:26:18
...that l once heard described in a
movie I'd never take you to go see.
:26:21
But it is real.
:26:22
Now...
:26:24
...the clincher:
:26:27
You walk away...
:26:30
...then you...
:26:32
...whip around...
:26:34
...and say:
:26:37
"The guy I see is
in high school...
:26:39
...and - it has to be said...
:26:42
...he laughs his ass off
whenever we talk about you."
:26:46
But I don't know
anyone in high school.
:26:49
There will be a
suitable boy...
:26:52
...outside your school
on Monday at 2:30 with...
:26:56
...a very expensive bike.
:26:58
And he will be a stone fox...