:26:02
...who doesn't even know
what snowblowing is."
:26:07
What is it?
:26:13
It's an incredibly disgusting and
not even remotely sexy thing...
:26:18
...that l once heard described in a
movie I'd never take you to go see.
:26:21
But it is real.
:26:22
Now...
:26:24
...the clincher:
:26:27
You walk away...
:26:30
...then you...
:26:32
...whip around...
:26:34
...and say:
:26:37
"The guy I see is
in high school...
:26:39
...and - it has to be said...
:26:42
...he laughs his ass off
whenever we talk about you."
:26:46
But I don't know
anyone in high school.
:26:49
There will be a
suitable boy...
:26:52
...outside your school
on Monday at 2:30 with...
:26:56
...a very expensive bike.
:26:58
And he will be a stone fox...
:27:00
...even if I have to
call an escort service.
:27:04
I've had the worst day...
:27:07
...until now.
:27:11
Me too.
:27:15
United Airlines announces
the arrival of Flight 86...
:27:19
...service from Los Angeles.
:27:21
Deplaning passengers may
be met at gate number 12.
:27:27
Ok, so I'm gonna
get your bags...
:27:29
...and the taxis are just
over there. Ok?
:27:32
Surprise!
:27:37
Why is she in
a wheelchair?
:27:39
Sweetie, she's traveled a long
way, and she's just tired.
:27:41
So go give her a hug,
and be gentle, ok?
:27:44
Look at this guy.
Hi!
:27:46
Let's go home!
:27:49
- Welcome back.
- Thanks. What a great surprise.