:01:04
Maybe he should lay down a bunt.
:01:06
This guy couldn't lay down a carpet.
:01:14
Now he's over swinging.
:01:16
Don't complain.
At least he's cooling off the place.
:01:22
Strike!
:01:26
I envy you covering the Mets.
:01:29
I bet you miss New York.
:01:31
What was I gonna do?
:01:33
They sold the paper to an Australian.
:01:35
Lucky it wasn't to the Japanese.
:01:37
I couldn't read the batting averages.
:01:41
- Oscar!
- Hiya, Peaches.
:01:43
I'm having a dinner party Friday night.
We're short one man.
:01:47
How about Abe here?
He's a short man.
:01:50
You can run, Oscar,
but you can't hide. See you.
:01:54
That's such an original expression.
:01:57
I hate women who talk like Muhammad Ali.
:02:00
- Conchita!
- Tough loss today?
:02:04
I'm suicidal. If I call 911 tonight,
any chance of mouth to mouth?
:02:11
Yeah, beso loco.
:02:14
Don't you look at a good ass anymore?
:02:16
I'm not allowed to look at pastrami,
:02:18
why should I look at an ass?
:02:20
- Are you coming to the game tonight?
- I'll be late.
:02:23
I have to pay my respects.
:02:25
A friend in my building died.
:02:27
- What did he die of?
- He got hit by lightning on a golf course.
:02:32
He should have been using his woods.
:02:35
Find out what his rent was.
I'm always looking for cheaper.
:02:37
See you at the game.