:02:00
- Conchita!
- Tough loss today?
:02:04
I'm suicidal. If I call 911 tonight,
any chance of mouth to mouth?
:02:11
Yeah, beso loco.
:02:14
Don't you look at a good ass anymore?
:02:16
I'm not allowed to look at pastrami,
:02:18
why should I look at an ass?
:02:20
- Are you coming to the game tonight?
- I'll be late.
:02:23
I have to pay my respects.
:02:25
A friend in my building died.
:02:27
- What did he die of?
- He got hit by lightning on a golf course.
:02:32
He should have been using his woods.
:02:35
Find out what his rent was.
I'm always looking for cheaper.
:02:37
See you at the game.
:03:01
I used to make that shot.
:03:03
My wife and I are fed up with this!
I'm filing a complaint.
:03:07
- Are you gonna clean this up?
- Absolutely.
:03:10
Whatever the cats don't finish
I'll clean up later.
:03:23
Where is Oscar?
:03:24
Coming! I'm in!
:03:27
Nobody bet. Hold the bets.
I got a raise coming.
:03:31
- How are we doing, girls?
- Everybody's in except Esther.
:03:35
- Esther, you didn't make your straight?
- Who knows? I can't see the numbers.
:03:39
Why can't we play with the big cards?
:03:41
We tried that. Every time I shuffled
Abe's toupee blew off.
:03:45
Not any more.
This is the kind you can swim in.
:03:48
If you swim with that rug,
they'll think you're building a dam.
:03:54
Who gets the lemon loaf cake,
no cholesterol, no fat, no taste?