The Odd Couple II
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:22:01
In that suitcase
was my black formal afternoon suit

:22:05
that I bought to wear to give
my daughter away in marriage.

:22:09
And a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray,
which I bought as a wedding present.

:22:15
And in that suitcase was
$10,000 in cash,

:22:19
which I intended to give
to my son-in-law on his wedding day.

:22:24
In your suitcase, the police will find
:22:27
your broken, smashed,
mutilated and dissected body

:22:32
in the event that you don't go back
and find my fucking suitcase!

:22:36
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it?
:22:38
Deliver where?
You've crisscrossed California

:22:41
more than the covered wagons
did 100 years ago!

:22:44
And tell them to follow the burnt pieces
of directions on the freeway?

:22:49
We drive to the first town we see
and then we'll call Budget.

:22:54
That was my best leather suitcase.
:22:57
How long is it gonna stand
on the sidewalk unclaimed?

:23:00
Somebody will be eating pizza tonight
on my daughter's silver Tiffany tray.

:23:05
Come on back in the car.
If it's still there, they will get it to you fast.

:23:10
Federal Express, UPS, fax...
:23:14
You're gonna fax my suitcase to me?
I can wear a picture of my wedding suit.

:23:20
- Take it easy...
- And paper copies of $10,000!

:23:24
Don't get physical with me!
:23:26
I'm too old to hit, but I could spit you
to death! Get in the car.

:23:30
I want to know one thing,
why, when you get around me

:23:35
you behave like a goddamn
imbecilic, idiotic, moronic shithead?

:23:47
Wait!

prev.
next.