The Waterboy
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:04:03
- - Born on the bayou -
- 0h.

:04:07
- Born on the bayou --
:04:13
Bobby Boucher,
come give your mama a kiss.

:04:17
- Hi, Steve.
- [ Braying ]

:04:22
0h. Why you home so early,
my precious angel ?

:04:25
Mama, s-somethin' bad
happened today.

:04:28
Somebody hurt you, my boy ? Who hurt
you ? You tell Mama who hurt you.

:04:32
Nobody, Mama.
lt's just that...

:04:34
l lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer.

:04:37
Why, that's the best news
l heard in a dog's age.

:04:41
Now you be able to spend your days
at home where you belong.

:04:44
Yes, but--
:04:46
l-l was-- l was thinkin', Mama,
maybe l-l could--

:04:49
l could try to-to get another
waterboy job for-for a different team.

:04:53
Don't you raise your voice
to me, Bobby Boucher.

:04:55
l-l wasn't raising
my voice, Mama.

:04:58
l don't like confrontation
'cause l'm a Virgo.

:05:02
Who told you
you was a Virgo ?

:05:04
Vicki Vallencourt,
that-that-that-that girl.

:05:07
A girl ?
:05:10
Bobby Boucher ! Don't you remember
what your mama told you about girls ?

:05:14
l remember, Mama.
:05:17
A girl was so nice out at
Wasser's Creek this morning.

:05:21
- Really ?
- We looked for crawfish together.
Her's name's Vicki.

:05:24
l don't ever want you
associatin' with little girls.

:05:27
- Why not, Mama ?
- Because little girls are the devil !

:05:30
Mama, it-it's just
that l'm a waterboy.

:05:33
The team gets thirsty,
and l bring them the water.

:05:35
They-They need the water, and l likes
to be the one that brings it to them.

:05:38
Yeah. They like to give you a boot
in the patoot for all your trouble.

:05:41
Bobby, you don't have what they call
""the social skills.""

:05:46
People don't understand you.
That's why you never have any
friends, except for your mama.

:05:51
All l know is this, Jimmy:
Next Friday, August 29,
at the Baton Rouge Exposition Center,

:05:55
l'm gonna open a can
of whoop-ass on Herculon,

:05:57
and l'm gonna drive him back into
whatever galaxy it is he came from.


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