:05:02
Who told you
you was a Virgo ?
:05:04
Vicki Vallencourt,
that-that-that-that girl.
:05:07
A girl ?
:05:10
Bobby Boucher ! Don't you remember
what your mama told you about girls ?
:05:14
l remember, Mama.
:05:17
A girl was so nice out at
Wasser's Creek this morning.
:05:21
- Really ?
- We looked for crawfish together.
Her's name's Vicki.
:05:24
l don't ever want you
associatin' with little girls.
:05:27
- Why not, Mama ?
- Because little girls are the devil !
:05:30
Mama, it-it's just
that l'm a waterboy.
:05:33
The team gets thirsty,
and l bring them the water.
:05:35
They-They need the water, and l likes
to be the one that brings it to them.
:05:38
Yeah. They like to give you a boot
in the patoot for all your trouble.
:05:41
Bobby, you don't have what they call
""the social skills.""
:05:46
People don't understand you.
That's why you never have any
friends, except for your mama.
:05:51
All l know is this, Jimmy:
Next Friday, August 29,
at the Baton Rouge Exposition Center,
:05:55
l'm gonna open a can
of whoop-ass on Herculon,
:05:57
and l'm gonna drive him back into
whatever galaxy it is he came from.
:06:00
And that's a promise !
:06:02
Strong words from a strong man,
Captain lnsano.
:06:06
Now let's take a call. lt's our
old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr B.
:06:10
Hello, Jim.
:06:12
l-ls it possible
to speak to Captain lnsano ?
:06:15
- Shoot, Mr B.
- Captain lnsano,
:06:17
l notice sometimes
when you are wrestling--
:06:20
or-or openin' up a can of whoop-ass,
as you like to say--
:06:23
- you seem to be sweating
quite profusely.
- Yeah ?
:06:26
l was wondering if,
perhaps, you might need...
:06:29
the services
of an experienced waterboy.
:06:32
[ Chuckling ]
That's pretty cute.
:06:35
How old are you, kid ?
Eleven, twelve ?
:06:37
l-l am 31 years old.
:06:41
[ Both Laughing ]
:06:48
[ Captain lnsano ]
l guarantee, that guy's still a virgin.
:06:50
0h ! 0h, my God !
:06:52
[ Laughing Continues ]
:06:55
[ Engine Whirring ]