The Waterboy
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l-l-l--
Yes, yes, l'll do it for ya.

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[ Chattering ]
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So, uh, why you pick this class anyway ?
lt's pretty hard.

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0h, beautiful view.
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Correct.
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All right, all right !
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Y'all shut up now !
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Now, last week,
we talked about...

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the physiology
of the animal brain...

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as it pertains
to aggression.

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Now, is there anyone here
that can tell me why...

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most alligators
are abnormally aggressive ?

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- l know the answer to this question.
- Raise your hand.

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Anybody ? Anyone ?
Yes, sir. You, sir.

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Mama says that alligators
are ornery...

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'cause they got all them teeth
but no toothbrush.

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[ Chuckling ]
Yo mama said,

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alligators are ornery
'cause they got all them teeth...

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and no toothbrush.
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Wow !
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Anybody else ?
Yes, sir. You, sir.

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Alligators are aggressive because
of an enlarged medulla oblongata.

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lt's the sector of the brain
which controls aggressive behaviour.

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- That is correct !
The medulla oblongata.
- But Mama said--

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The medulla oblongata...
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is where anger, jealousy
and aggression come from.

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Now, is there anybody here can tell
me where happiness comes from ?

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- No, man.
- Anyone ?

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All right, let's hear what
Mama has to say on the subject.

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Mama say that happiness is
from magic rays of sunshine that
come down when you feelin' blue.

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Well, folks,
Mama's wrong again.

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No, Colonel Sanders,
you're wrong.

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- [ Students ] 0oh !
- Mama's right.

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You're all wrong.
Mama's right. Mama's right !

:23:58
Somethin' wrong
with his medulla oblongata.


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