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:23:00
and no toothbrush.
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Wow !
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Anybody else ?
Yes, sir. You, sir.

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Alligators are aggressive because
of an enlarged medulla oblongata.

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lt's the sector of the brain
which controls aggressive behaviour.

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- That is correct !
The medulla oblongata.
- But Mama said--

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The medulla oblongata...
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is where anger, jealousy
and aggression come from.

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Now, is there anybody here can tell
me where happiness comes from ?

:23:29
- No, man.
- Anyone ?

:23:33
All right, let's hear what
Mama has to say on the subject.

:23:38
Mama say that happiness is
from magic rays of sunshine that
come down when you feelin' blue.

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Well, folks,
Mama's wrong again.

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No, Colonel Sanders,
you're wrong.

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- [ Students ] 0oh !
- Mama's right.

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You're all wrong.
Mama's right. Mama's right !

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Somethin' wrong
with his medulla oblongata.

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- [ Class Laughing ]
- [ Yelling ]

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lt's okay to fight back.
Coach Klein said l could.

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Mr Coach Klein said l could.
lt's fine, fellas.

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[ Announcer ] Well, Mud Dog
fans, it's time to kick off...

:24:16
another year
of Mud Dog football.

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With the weight of a 40-game
losing streak on their back,

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everyone seems to be diggin' in
for the long haul.

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- There's blood in the streets
lt's up to my ankles -

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- There's blood in the streets
lt's up to my knee -

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- Blood on the streets
in the town of Chicago -

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- Blood on the rise
lt's following me --

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What you doin', Bobby ?
:24:44
0h, Lord, that-that-that's some
heavy-duty armpit saturation.

:24:47
That's an early warning sign of
the dehydration. You gots to have H20.

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- Please, for me.
- Look, you need to stop
worryin' about water, baby,

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and start worryin'
about the game today, okay ?

:24:54
Here. Now, just do whatever you did
to Colonel Sanders,

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and you'll be fine.

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