The Waterboy
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My God, Bobby, l mean, sometimes,
l just don't know why l bother with you.

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You ain't even a man.
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[ Announcer ] lt looks like
the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs,

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led by linebacker
Bobby Boucher,

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are gonna fall one victory short
of that Bourbon Bowl bid.

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lowa could win the game
by nailing this 20-yard field goal.

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Yeah, but the Mud Dogs have played
a sensational football game.

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Let's take a look at the way Boucher
entered the Hawkeyes' last drive.

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Here we see Boucher
instantly penetratin' the pocket.

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[ Grunting ]
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There's a lot of pain
and shame in those eyes.

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Friends, it's all over.
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- [ Man ] My leg !
- Wow, that is a disturbing image.

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Difficult to watch, Chris.
[ Exhales ]

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Whoo ! My God !
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Gonna kick some names
and take some ass !

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Bobby !
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Water sucks.
Gatorade is better.

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- What ?
- Use it on the field.

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[ Crowd Chanting ]
Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy !

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Gatorade not only quenches your thirst
better, it tastes better, too, idiot.

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You're-You're-You're drinkin'
the wrong water.

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- Gatorade.
- H20.

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- Gatorade !
- H20 !

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- Water sucks, lt really, really sucks
Water sucks -

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- - lt really, really sucks --
- Stop saying that. You don't
mean that. You're bad people.

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[ Bobby Whimpering ]
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- [ Cheering ]
- [ Announcer ] And my friend, Chris,

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the Mud Dogs are goin'
to the Bourbon Bowl.

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With yesterday's come-from-behind
victory, the S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs...


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