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[ Crowd Chanting ]
Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy !
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Gatorade not only quenches your thirst
better, it tastes better, too, idiot.
:42:16
You're-You're-You're drinkin'
the wrong water.
:42:19
- Gatorade.
- H20.
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- Gatorade !
- H20 !
:42:27
- Water sucks, lt really, really sucks
Water sucks -
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- - lt really, really sucks --
- Stop saying that. You don't
mean that. You're bad people.
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[ Bobby Whimpering ]
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- [ Cheering ]
- [ Announcer ] And my friend, Chris,
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the Mud Dogs are goin'
to the Bourbon Bowl.
:42:59
With yesterday's come-from-behind
victory, the S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs...
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earned a New Year's Day date with Red
Beaulieu and the Louisiana Cougars...
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in the first annual
Bourbon Bowl.
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But not only has the waterboy
changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes,
:43:09
he's got other teams looking
around the sidelines for talent.
:43:12
ln fact, yesterday, Michigan,
devastated by injury,
:43:15
experimented with their towel boy
at wide receiver.
:43:17
- [ Groaning ]
- But the towel boy ran into
a laundry list of problems.
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[ Cheering ]
:43:42
You know, when l see
so many of you here tonight,
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it reminds me just about how special
this season really was.
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Not just for the team.
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Not just for the students.
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But for each and every
one of you...
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in our small corner
of Louisiana !