The Waterboy
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:51:01
That is a terrible story, Coach.
:51:03
- But why-why don't you just
come up with some new plays ?
- l tried.

:51:06
- l can't.
- Yes.

:51:08
l guess l have a mental block,
you know, ever since Red took
my playbook and my manhood.

:51:13
l knew what he was gonna do !
:51:16
And l just didn't fight back.
:51:19
Well, you're gonna show him
that you're a man on Saturday.

:51:24
And l'm gonna show everybody
that l'm not a dummy.

:51:26
l'm gonna go study.
:51:29
-- [ Fiddle ]
:51:34
Mama, maybe you could stop brushin'
my hair so l can read.

:51:38
Read ?
:51:40
You don't have to read.
:51:45
- What you readin' for ?
- 'Cause l enjoys it, Mama.

:51:48
Don't look like to me you enjoys it,
sittin' there all grouchy.

:51:51
Mama, l gotta read this book
and six other books tonight,
or else l can't play foot--

:51:59
ball.
:52:01
Fool's ball ? You playin'
the fool's ball behind my back ?

:52:05
The only reason l'm doin' this
so, so l can go to school.

:52:08
School ? You goin' to school ?
[ Screams ]

:52:12
- [ Steve Braying ]
- Sorry, Mama. l wanted to tell you.

:52:14
You off gallivantin' with your fancy
fool's ball friends at school,

:52:18
while l'm sittin' here all day
with nobody to keep me company,
except Steve ?

:52:25
The chickens are comin' home
to roost, Bobby Boucher.

:52:27
You reap the fruit
of your selfish ways.

:52:30
You're gonna lose all your
fancy fool's ball games...

:52:32
and you're gonna fail your big exam,
because school is--

:52:35
- The devil ?
- [ Gasps ]

:52:37
Everything is the devil
to you, Mama !

:52:40
Well, l like school,
and l like football !

:52:44
And l'm gonna keep doin' them both
because they make me feel good !

:52:49
And by the way, Mama,
alligators are ornery...

:52:51
because of their
medulla oblongata !

:52:59
And l like Vicki,
and she likes me back !


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