The Waterboy
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:52:01
Fool's ball ? You playin'
the fool's ball behind my back ?

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The only reason l'm doin' this
so, so l can go to school.

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School ? You goin' to school ?
[ Screams ]

:52:12
- [ Steve Braying ]
- Sorry, Mama. l wanted to tell you.

:52:14
You off gallivantin' with your fancy
fool's ball friends at school,

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while l'm sittin' here all day
with nobody to keep me company,
except Steve ?

:52:25
The chickens are comin' home
to roost, Bobby Boucher.

:52:27
You reap the fruit
of your selfish ways.

:52:30
You're gonna lose all your
fancy fool's ball games...

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and you're gonna fail your big exam,
because school is--

:52:35
- The devil ?
- [ Gasps ]

:52:37
Everything is the devil
to you, Mama !

:52:40
Well, l like school,
and l like football !

:52:44
And l'm gonna keep doin' them both
because they make me feel good !

:52:49
And by the way, Mama,
alligators are ornery...

:52:51
because of their
medulla oblongata !

:52:59
And l like Vicki,
and she likes me back !

:53:02
And she showed me her boobies,
and l liked them too !

:53:17
The Louisiana High School
Equivalency Examination...

:53:21
consists of 300
multiple choice questions.

:53:24
You have three hours.
Good luck to you, sir.

:53:36
[ Knocking 0n Window ]
:53:42
- Well, l was born
in a small town -

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- And l live
in a small town -

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- lf l could die
in a small town -

:53:52
- 0r the small communities -
:53:57
Ben Franklin.

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