:03:04
- Not exactly what l`d call
constructive criticism.
- [ Whistle Blowing ]
:03:09
- Smell like you could use
a shower, stinky.
- Oh !
:03:12
Listen, you-you could think what you
want a-about my personal hygiene,
:03:15
but, please,
don`t-don`t waste any water.
:03:17
That-That`s bad policy. lf you
need to amuse yourself at my expense,
:03:21
just-just rough me up
or something.
:03:24
- Fair enough.
- [ Groaning ]
:03:27
- [ Laughter ]
- [ Sighing ]
:03:30
[ Waterboy Mumbling ]
:03:33
Laski, get over here !
:03:36
- Yes, sir, Coach ?
- [ Sighing ]
:03:39
What is that moron
doin` here ? Huh, huh ?
:03:41
Didn`t l tell you as plain as l could
speak to get rid of his ass last year ?
:03:45
Yes, sir, but l didn`t think
you were serious, Coach.
Besides, he does a great job.
:03:49
Disrupting my football team,
you idiot ?
:03:52
Eighteen years of this
is enough !
:03:55
Hey, Waterboy !
:03:58
Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu !
:04:00
You`re fired !
:04:03
Okay.
:04:12
[ Man ]
Get out of the way, you moron !
:04:14
When l was just
a little boy
:04:18
l stood up to
my daddy`s knee
:04:22
My papa said, son
don`t let the man get ya
:04:25
And do what he done to me
:04:30
- Born on the bayou
- Oh.
:04:33
Born on the bayou
:04:41
Bobby Boucher,
come give your mama a kiss.
:04:45
- Hi, Steve.
- [ Braying ]
:04:50
Oh. Why you home so early,
my precious angel ?
:04:53
Mama, s-somethin` bad
happened today.
:04:57
Somebody hurt you, my boy ? Who hurt
you ? You tell Mama who hurt you.