:06:01
- Why not, Mama ?
- Because little girls are the devil !
:06:05
Mama, it-it`s just
that l`m a waterboy.
:06:08
The team gets thirsty,
and l bring them the water.
:06:10
They-They need the water, and l likes
to be the one that brings it to them.
:06:13
Yeah. They like to give you a boot
in the patoot for all your trouble.
:06:17
Bobby, you don`t have what they call
"the social skills."
:06:22
People don`t understand you.
That`s why you never have any
friends, except for your mama.
:06:27
All l know is this, Jimmy:
Next Friday, August 29,
at the Baton Rouge Exposition Center,
:06:31
l`m gonna open a can
of whoop-ass on Herculon,
:06:34
and l`m gonna drive him back into
whatever galaxy it is he came from.
:06:37
And that`s a promise !
:06:39
Strong words from a strong man,
Captain lnsano.
:06:44
Now let`s take a call. lt`s our
old friend from Jackson`s Bayou, Mr. B.
:06:48
Hello, Jim.
:06:50
l-ls it possible
to speak to Captain lnsano ?
:06:54
- Shoot, Mr. B.
- Captain lnsano,
:06:56
l notice sometimes
when you are wrestling--
:06:58
or-or openin` up a can of whoop-ass,
as you like to say--
:07:02
- you seem to be sweating
quite profusely.
- Yeah ?
:07:05
l was wondering if,
perhaps, you might need...
:07:08
the services
of an experienced waterboy.
:07:12
[ Chuckling ]
That`s pretty cute.
:07:15
How old are you, kid ?
Eleven, twelve ?
:07:17
l-l am 31 years old.
:07:21
[ Both Laughing ]
:07:29
[ Captain lnsano ]
l guarantee, that guy`s still a virgin.
:07:32
Oh ! Oh, my God !
:07:34
[ Laughing Continues ]
:07:37
[ Engine Whirring ]