:05:01
Nobody, Mama.
lt`s just that...
:05:03
l lost my position as the team`s
water distribution engineer.
:05:07
Why, that`s the best news
l heard in a dog`s age.
:05:11
Now you be able to spend your days
at home where you belong.
:05:14
Yes, but--
:05:16
l-l was-- l was thinkin`, Mama,
maybe l-l could--
:05:20
l could try to-to get another
waterboy job for-for a different team.
:05:24
Don`t you raise your voice
to me, Bobby Boucher.
:05:26
l-l wasn`t raising
my voice, Mama.
:05:29
l don`t like confrontation
`cause l`m a Virgo.
:05:33
Who told you
you was a Virgo ?
:05:36
Vicki Vallencourt,
that-that-that-that girl.
:05:39
A girl ?
:05:42
Bobby Boucher ! Don`t you remember
what your mama told you about girls ?
:05:47
l remember, Mama.
:05:50
A girl was so nice out at
Wasser`s Creek this morning.
:05:54
- Really ?
- We looked for crawfish together.
Her`s name`s Vicki.
:05:58
l don`t ever want you
associatin` with little girls.
:06:01
- Why not, Mama ?
- Because little girls are the devil !
:06:05
Mama, it-it`s just
that l`m a waterboy.
:06:08
The team gets thirsty,
and l bring them the water.
:06:10
They-They need the water, and l likes
to be the one that brings it to them.
:06:13
Yeah. They like to give you a boot
in the patoot for all your trouble.
:06:17
Bobby, you don`t have what they call
"the social skills."
:06:22
People don`t understand you.
That`s why you never have any
friends, except for your mama.
:06:27
All l know is this, Jimmy:
Next Friday, August 29,
at the Baton Rouge Exposition Center,
:06:31
l`m gonna open a can
of whoop-ass on Herculon,
:06:34
and l`m gonna drive him back into
whatever galaxy it is he came from.
:06:37
And that`s a promise !
:06:39
Strong words from a strong man,
Captain lnsano.
:06:44
Now let`s take a call. lt`s our
old friend from Jackson`s Bayou, Mr. B.
:06:48
Hello, Jim.
:06:50
l-ls it possible
to speak to Captain lnsano ?
:06:54
- Shoot, Mr. B.
- Captain lnsano,
:06:56
l notice sometimes
when you are wrestling--
:06:58
or-or openin` up a can of whoop-ass,
as you like to say--