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[ Band Resumes ]
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[ Horn Honking ]
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We must be a little lost. We`re tryin`
to get to the Bourbon Bowl.
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Looks like we ended up
in Retardville, U.S.A.
:49:28
Hey, Waterboy, you fixin`
to tackle all of us ?
:49:34
- Kick his water-lovin` ass, Greg.
- l asked you a question, dumb ass.
:49:39
You even exhale,
and l will saw your head off.
:49:43
You can do it !
Cut his fucking head off !
:49:48
Hold it, hold it. Just a minute.
Now what is the problem here, honey ?
:49:52
l mean, whatever it is,
we don`t want this to get physical.
:49:56
Right, Klein ?
:49:58
[ Vicki ] Yeah, well, your team actin`
like a bunch of shitheads.
:50:00
This is not how ambassadors
for the University of Louisiana
are supposed to act.
:50:06
So now you just get back on the bus.
[ Chuckling ]
:50:10
However,
assault with a deadly weapon,
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very, very serious offense.
:50:17
Officer, get her
little country ass outta here.
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- [ Crowd Murmuring ]
- Thank you, Vicki.
:50:25
Let`s go.
:50:28
Ah ! lt`s the waterboy !
:50:32
l got something for you.
:50:34
This is his transcript from
South Lafayette High School...
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in Cherokee Plains,
Louisiana.
:50:42
Now the problem with that...
:50:44
is there ain`t no South Lafayette High
School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
:50:49
- So obviously, this is a fake !
- [ Crowd Gasping ]
:50:54
However, this is not a fake.
:50:58
This is from the N.C.A.A.