:50:00
This is not how ambassadors
for the University of Louisiana
are supposed to act.
:50:06
So now you just get back on the bus.
[ Chuckling ]
:50:10
However,
assault with a deadly weapon,
:50:15
very, very serious offense.
:50:17
Officer, get her
little country ass outta here.
:50:22
- [ Crowd Murmuring ]
- Thank you, Vicki.
:50:25
Let`s go.
:50:28
Ah ! lt`s the waterboy !
:50:32
l got something for you.
:50:34
This is his transcript from
South Lafayette High School...
:50:39
in Cherokee Plains,
Louisiana.
:50:42
Now the problem with that...
:50:44
is there ain`t no South Lafayette High
School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
:50:49
- So obviously, this is a fake !
- [ Crowd Gasping ]
:50:54
However, this is not a fake.
:50:58
This is from the N.C.A.A.
:51:00
They don`t think you ought
to play football no more.
:51:05
So allow me to say this to you
one more time:
:51:07
You`re fired.
:51:09
Oh, no !
We suck again !
:51:12
Ever see a championship ring ?
:51:16
- Don`t be messin` with the champ.
Come on, Laski.
- You didn`t go to high school ?
:51:20
l was home schooled.
l-l didn`t know l needed--
:51:23
- Forged a fake transcript.
- No, no, l-l-l didn`t.
:51:28
- The waterboy`s a cheater.
Cut his head off.
- [ Crowd Agreeing ]
:51:30
Listen, everybody !
This don`t change nothin` !
:51:34
We played as a team,
we won as a team.
:51:37
And just because
the waterboy`s a cheater,
:51:40
don`t change the fact
that the real Mud Dogs...
:51:43
are gonna kick
some Cougar ass.
:51:45
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:51:48
[ Together ] Mud Dogs !
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:51:52
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:51:56
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !