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You're "Under the Covers"
with Sasha on WZAB...
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the voice of Pendleton University.
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CCller.
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Hello?
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l'm right here.
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Felicia, how can l help you?
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Well, it's kind of embarrassing.
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Spit it out.
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Well, that's just the problem.
l mean, l didn't.
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Had yourself a little
frat boy protein shake, did ya?
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l've been feeling so sick.
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l swear, l can feel them
swimming inside me.
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Should l get my stomach pumped
or something?
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I think the only thing you need pumped
is the air out of your head.
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First, let me just congratulate you
on your choice of sexual activity...
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because, sweetie, the world
is not ready for you to reproduce.
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Second, did you know that ingestion
of bodily fluids...
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is a major safe sex no-no?
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- Really?
- Really.
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My suggestion is that you down
a couple shots of Pepto...
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and next time, get away
from the volcano before it erupts.
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That wraps up another night.
This is Sasha signing off on WZAB.
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Parker, how exactly does Sasha
come up with this stuff?
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She devours every issue of "Cosmo."'
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- Calls it her Bible.
- Thank you.
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Finish the story
about Stanley Hall.
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Right.
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So, this guy...
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he was a professor on campus,
maybe 25 years ago.
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What did he teach?
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l don't know.
Physics or some shit.
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Abnormal psychology.
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You know, if you wanna tell
the story right--
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Not the point of the story,
paperboy!
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But fine.
Abnormal psych it is.
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Anyhoo...
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this guy, he just flips out,
you know?
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Goes completely berserk.
Grabs a hunting knife...
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and he strolls into Stanley Hall.