1:02:04
No.
1:02:05
Tell everybody
why they should go home.
1:02:11
There's a killer on campus.
1:02:14
And let me guess.
1:02:16
This killer is offing people...
1:02:20
based on urban legends.
1:02:22
Yeah, that's right.
1:02:25
Well, l've got a legend
that you may or may not have heard of.
1:02:29
This mediocre Woodward and Bernstein
wanna-be realized...
1:02:34
l'm gonna graduate in a couple of weeks
and end up writing gardening tips...
1:02:37
for Martha Stewart's "Living.''
1:02:39
Hang on.
Unless l get a really hot story.
1:02:42
Something that really flies.
1:02:44
l got it.
1:02:46
l'll take advantage
of my homicidal instincts...
1:02:49
and l'll start killing people...
1:02:50
in a trendy,
attention-getting, cover-story...
1:02:54
kind of way...
1:02:55
basing them on urban legends.
1:03:00
Why don't you have another drink?
1:03:03
Maybe you're the one that should leave
and let everybody else have a good time.
1:03:07
Right?
1:03:12
You stay here. l'm gonna go
get some help, all right?
1:03:19
Why do you always
have to be such a jerk?
1:03:20
l was just messing around.
1:03:23
l'm gonna go
to the radio station, okay?
1:03:25
Hey, who's my girl?
1:03:30
That's my girl!
1:03:38
Let's go.
1:03:45
Hello?
1:03:51
You're gonna die tonight.
1:03:55
Oh, really?