Urban Legend
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1:03:00
Why don't you have another drink?
1:03:03
Maybe you're the one that should leave
and let everybody else have a good time.

1:03:07
Right?
1:03:12
You stay here. l'm gonna go
get some help, all right?

1:03:19
Why do you always
have to be such a jerk?

1:03:20
l was just messing around.
1:03:23
l'm gonna go
to the radio station, okay?

1:03:25
Hey, who's my girl?
1:03:30
That's my girl!
1:03:38
Let's go.
1:03:45
Hello?
1:03:51
You're gonna die tonight.
1:03:55
Oh, really?
1:04:01
l see. The call's coming
from inside the house.

1:04:06
Could it be an urban legend?
1:04:10
Am l right? Hello?
1:04:12
Hey, don't get shy on me
all of a sudden, fuck face.

1:04:14
This is the one about
the baby-sitter, right?

1:04:17
She's getting those scary,
harassing phone calls.

1:04:20
When she traces them back...
1:04:23
they're coming
from inside the house, right?

1:04:25
But aren't you forgetting something?
l"m not baby-sitting any kids.

1:04:29
Wrong legend. This is the one
about the old lady...

1:04:32
who dries her wet dog
in the microwave.

1:04:58
Goddamn, fucking sick,
motherfucker!


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