:03:01
Years ago, when I first
came into his employ...
:03:04
...he was contracted to find a man.
:03:06
I can't give much detail...
:03:08
...but believe me, if this man
had not been located...
:03:11
...our country's good diplomacy
with a certain economic superpower...
:03:15
...might have a different face today.
:03:18
Federal, state, local authorities
all over the world...
:03:20
...searched for a face whose
significance they couldn't fathom.
:03:24
He'd vanished without a trace.
:03:26
On the 8th morning, a non-political
third party contacted me...
:03:30
...with an unrelated private agenda.
:03:32
My employer had never heard of this
missing man, knew nothing about him.
:03:37
After just one hour of desk work...
:03:40
...just an hour after accepting
the case...
:03:43
...he picked up the telephone
and placed a call.
:03:46
Guess who answered the phone.
:03:49
The missing man.
:03:51
The man with the mismatched shoelaces.
:03:54
Without ever leaving the house.
:03:57
I'm telling you, he never even...
:03:59
...leaves the house, okay?
:04:01
I mean, he's like some kind of recluse.
:04:03
A complete freak.
:04:06
No social life.
:04:08
In fact, no social skills.
:04:10
Fucking strange. When he works...
:04:12
...the smoothest operator you've seen.
:04:14
Brave, slick...
:04:16
...cunning...
:04:18
...do anything.
:04:20
Soon as he gets off work...
:04:23
...it's all gone.
:04:25
Afraid to go to the dry cleaners.
:04:27
Literally.
:04:29
Too uncomfortable in his own skin
to go out and eat.
:04:34
Tactless...
:04:36
...and inept.
:04:40
Rude too.
Just an asshole.
:04:44
You could meet him 5 times
and not realize it's the same person.
:04:47
He can tell you where you were born,
how old your mother was at the time...
:04:51
...and what you had for breakfast,
all within 30 seconds of meeting you.
:04:54
He can get a criminal to confess without
his realizing he's being questioned.