American Pie
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:36:00
You know what ? You're right.
I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you.

:36:02
You know what ? You're right.
I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you.

:36:04
Oh, yeah ? How ?
:36:07
Oh, yeah ? How ?
:36:08
- [ Moaning ] Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh !
- -** Don't make me -**

:36:11
- -** Over -**
- Vicky. Shh. Your parents are downstairs.

:36:13
- Kevin, don't stop !
- Just a second.

:36:17
-** I'm rockin' steady -**
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-** ln demonology -**
:36:23
-** Hey so that you could make it -**
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[ Moans ]
:36:31
- -** You're really makin' it -**-**
- Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper ?

:36:35
- [ Screams ] Holy shit !
- Shh. You know there's no lock on your door ?

:36:41
- -**-** [ Humming ]
- [ Moaning ]

:36:44
-**-** [ Continues ]
:36:46
Ohh ! I'm coming !
I'm coming !

:36:49
-**-** [ Humming ]
:36:54
- Oh, Jim !
- Dad.

:36:56
Hi, I was just looking
at the old family portrait out here.

:36:59
Well, that was
a fun day wasn't it ?

:37:02
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

:37:04
Jim, I want to talk
about masturbation.

:37:09
Now, I just want you to know that
it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing.

:37:13
And I have
to admit, uh, you know.

:37:15
I did a fair bit of masturbating
when I was a little younger.

:37:20
- I, uh-- I used to call it
"stroking the salami." - [ Groans ]

:37:24
Yeah, you know,
"pounding the ol' pud."

:37:27
I never did it
with baked goods.

:37:30
But you know your Uncle Mort ?
He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day.

:37:34
See, it's like, uh,
practice for the big game.

:37:38
You see ?
It's like-- It's like...

:37:42
banging a tennis ball
against a brick wall.

:37:45
Which can be fun.
It can be fun, but it's not a game.

:37:49
- Right. No.
- It's not a game.

:37:51
What you want is you want
a partner to return the ball.

:37:55
- Do you want a partner ?
- Yeah. Yeah-Yeah, I want a partner.

:37:59
- You do want a partner ?
- Oh, I want a partner.


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