:57:01
Well, you've probably got it
pretty figured out, then, huh ?
:57:05
I mean, business is okay,
and lacrosse is awesome, but...
:57:09
what am I gonna be,
a professional lacrosse player ?
:57:12
I really have no idea.
:57:14
Thank God.
I thought I was the only one.
:57:17
Well, you're not.
:57:21
So we're gonna be
close next year.
:57:31
You mean East Lansing
and Ann Arbor ?
:57:33
Yeah.
[ Chuckling ]
:57:36
[ Stifler ] What are you
talkin' about ?
:57:38
I can't go to the prom with you.
I'm holding out for someone else.
:57:42
[ Laughing ]
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
:57:44
I know it's a long shot, but I figure
Paul Finch might ask me.
:57:49
Finch.
Shit-brick.
:57:53
Oh, gosh.
I-l forgot.
:57:56
[ Stammering ]
You look okay.
:57:58
I-l mean, the scars
healed really well.
:58:02
- Hey, Stifler.
- Eat shit.
:58:07
What was that
all about ?
:58:09
- He's still embarrassed
because Finch kicked his ass. - Who told you that ?
:58:13
What do you mean,
"no comment" ?
:58:15
- Did you two hook up or something ?
- What, are you kidding ? No.
:58:18
Then how did all this
get started ?
:58:22
Well, I guess it's all right
for me to tell you now.
:58:25
That reputation of his isn't
going anywhere. Cheese, please.
:58:29
Finch comes up to me
and says, "Jessica,
:58:32
I need your help with this,
blah, blah, etcetera."
:58:34
So I said, "All right.
Pay me 200 bucks,
:58:37
and I'll tell a couple of girls
that you're dynamite in bed."
:58:40
So he did,
and I did.
:58:43
- That actually works ?
- Well, duh ! Of course.
:58:45
Naturally, I embellished
a little bit.
:58:47
Did you hear that Finch had
an affair with an older woman ?
:58:50
[ Chuckling ]
No, I didn't hear that one.
:58:52
That one was my favorite.
:58:55
[ Laughing ]
Do that cheerleader.
:58:57
- -** Thank you, baby -**
- She wants me. She calls me up--