:58:02
- Hey, Stifler.
- Eat shit.
:58:07
What was that
all about ?
:58:09
- He's still embarrassed
because Finch kicked his ass. - Who told you that ?
:58:13
What do you mean,
"no comment" ?
:58:15
- Did you two hook up or something ?
- What, are you kidding ? No.
:58:18
Then how did all this
get started ?
:58:22
Well, I guess it's all right
for me to tell you now.
:58:25
That reputation of his isn't
going anywhere. Cheese, please.
:58:29
Finch comes up to me
and says, "Jessica,
:58:32
I need your help with this,
blah, blah, etcetera."
:58:34
So I said, "All right.
Pay me 200 bucks,
:58:37
and I'll tell a couple of girls
that you're dynamite in bed."
:58:40
So he did,
and I did.
:58:43
- That actually works ?
- Well, duh ! Of course.
:58:45
Naturally, I embellished
a little bit.
:58:47
Did you hear that Finch had
an affair with an older woman ?
:58:50
[ Chuckling ]
No, I didn't hear that one.
:58:52
That one was my favorite.
:58:55
[ Laughing ]
Do that cheerleader.
:58:57
- -** Thank you, baby -**
- She wants me. She calls me up--
:59:00
-** How sweet it is
to be loved by you -**-**
:59:05
Oh, my God,
you're gay !
:59:08
Sing it with me.
You know the words.
:59:10
No, thanks, man. You've been
singin' that shit all week.
:59:13
If you try that at M.S.U.
this Saturday, I'll kick your ass.
:59:17
Our last game
is this Saturday.
:59:19
[ Snickers ]
Yeah, well, shit.
:59:24
I've got this lacrosse game. It's
really important. It's our last game.
:59:28
Central almost beat us last time, so
this time I really wanna kick their ass.
:59:32
But it's gonna be cool,
because the game's at State,
:59:35
which means afterwards
I'll be able to stop by.
:59:38
So you can't sing
at the competition.
:59:40
[ Sighing ] Heather, I'm sorry.
I totally blew it.
:59:42
It's okay. You should...
do what makes you happy.
:59:49
All right. Listen,
thanks for understanding.
:59:53
Yeah.
:59:55
So, uh, I guess
I'll see you later ?
:59:58
Mm-hmm.