:41:00
Sort of like
it's like he's a vagina.
:41:03
It's sort of vaginal,
like he has a--
:41:06
he has a penis and a vagina.
:41:09
It's sort of like...
:41:11
Malkovich's feminine side.
:41:15
I like that.
:41:20
"Visit J.M. Inc.
Mertin Flemmer Building.
:41:22
Nightly from 9:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m."
:41:26
Sounds good.
Oblique but intriguing. Phone it in.
:41:29
- Want me to phone it in?
- No.
:41:32
[Door Opens]
:41:34
- Lotte!
- Hi.
:41:36
- I heard your voice.
- What are you doing here?
:41:40
Is this your partner?
She's pretty.
:41:43
I had to do the Malkovich ride again,
you know? Is this her?
:41:48
- Hi. You're Craig 's wife?
- Yeah. Hi.
:41:50
Lotte, Maxine.
Maxine, Lotte.
:41:53
- Have you done Malkovich yet?
- Uh, hi. Yeah, I want to place an ad.
:41:57
Okay.
"Ever want to be someone else?"
:42:00
No, that's the ad,
but we can talk about you in a minute.
:42:03
"Ever want to be someone else?
:42:06
Now you can. Visit J.M. Inc. "
:42:08
Inc. Mertin.
:42:10
M-E-R-T-l-N.
Flemmer.
:42:12
You should really be at work.
:42:15
[ Sighs ]
:42:17
I've been going over and over
my experience last night, Craig.
:42:23
It was amazing.
:42:25
I've decided--
:42:29
that I'm a transsexual.
:42:31
- I know it's the craziest thing, Craig!
- What, are you fuckin' nuts?
:42:35
No. It's just that for the first time,
everything just felt right.
:42:40
I've got to make sure.
:42:42
But if the feeling is still there...
:42:47
I'm going to talk to Dr. Feldman
about sexual reassignment surgery.
:42:51
This is absurd!
Besides, Feldman is an allergist.
:42:53
If you're going to do something,
do it right.
:42:56
You get these half-assed ideas,
and then you do a half-assed job.
:42:59
Just drop it.