Being John Malkovich
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:42:00
No, that's the ad,
but we can talk about you in a minute.

:42:03
"Ever want to be someone else?
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Now you can. Visit J.M. Inc. "
:42:08
Inc. Mertin.
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M-E-R-T-l-N.
Flemmer.

:42:12
You should really be at work.
:42:15
[ Sighs ]
:42:17
I've been going over and over
my experience last night, Craig.

:42:23
It was amazing.
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I've decided--
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that I'm a transsexual.
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- I know it's the craziest thing, Craig!
- What, are you fuckin' nuts?

:42:35
No. It's just that for the first time,
everything just felt right.

:42:40
I've got to make sure.
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But if the feeling is still there...
:42:47
I'm going to talk to Dr. Feldman
about sexual reassignment surgery.

:42:51
This is absurd!
Besides, Feldman is an allergist.

:42:53
If you're going to do something,
do it right.

:42:56
You get these half-assed ideas,
and then you do a half-assed job.

:42:59
Just drop it.
:43:01
It's just that I really, you know,
like Dr. Feldman. All right?

:43:05
So I thought that
I would ask him his opinion.

:43:08
Is there something
so terrible about that?

:43:10
-Why do you always yell at me like this?
-Sweetie, I'm sorry.

:43:14
It's just a phase. It's the thrill
of seeing through somebody else's eyes.

:43:18
Okay? It'll pass.
:43:20
Don't stand in the way
of my actualization as a man.

:43:23
- [Phone Clicks Onto Cradle]
- Lethergo, Craig.

:43:27
- Okay.
- I mean him.

:43:29
Right now?
:43:32
Uh-huh.
:43:34
It's the middle of the day.
How am I going to get her past Lester?

:43:37
- Yawn. Figure it out.
- Okay.

:43:40
Let's go.
Come on.

:43:43
- Bye.
- Bye.

:43:44
[ Chuckles ]
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[Door Closes]
:43:51
[Touch Tone Dialing]
:43:55
Davey, it's Max.
:43:58
Listen, can you get me
John Malkovich's home phone?


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