:55:45
Hi, this is me,
and I'm here,
:55:47
just entertaining some
last-minute reservations.
:55:50
I thought maybe
you'd want to stop by.
:55:51
Calling your
girlfriend already?
:55:54
Hey, have her set me up
with a friend.
:55:56
I could use getting laid.
Hey, bring a friend!
:56:08
[Sirens Passing]
:56:23
Bryce: I got
a joke for you.
:56:25
There's this elephant
in the jungle,
:56:27
and he's got a thorn
caught in his foot.
:56:30
This mouse wanders by.
:56:32
The elephant
stops him and says,
:56:35
''I'll give you anything
:56:36
if you take the thorn
out of my foot.''
:56:38
The mouse goes, ''OK,
under one condition.
:56:41
Afterward, I get
to fuck you up the ass.''
:56:43
And the elephant
nods OK.
:56:44
The mouse takes this
thorn out of his foot.
:56:47
The mouse says, '' Hey,
we had an agreement.''
:56:49
And the elephant
goes, ''OK.''
:56:50
So the mouse jumps
on top of his back,
:56:52
he starts
giving the elephant
:56:53
his business, right?
:56:54
And meanwhile,
there's a monkey
:56:56
up above in the trees.
:56:58
The monkey looks down,
:56:59
and he sees this mouse
sodomizing this elephant,