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[Sirens Passing]
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Bryce: I got
a joke for you.
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There's this elephant
in the jungle,
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and he's got a thorn
caught in his foot.
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This mouse wanders by.
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The elephant
stops him and says,
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''I'll give you anything
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if you take the thorn
out of my foot.''
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The mouse goes, ''OK,
under one condition.
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Afterward, I get
to fuck you up the ass.''
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And the elephant
nods OK.
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The mouse takes this
thorn out of his foot.
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The mouse says, '' Hey,
we had an agreement.''
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And the elephant
goes, ''OK.''
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So the mouse jumps
on top of his back,
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he starts
giving the elephant
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his business, right?
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And meanwhile,
there's a monkey
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up above in the trees.
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The monkey looks down,
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and he sees this mouse
sodomizing this elephant,
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and the monkey's
just disgusted.
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And he's so upset
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that he grabs a coconut
from the tree,
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he hurls it
down at them,
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the coconut hits the
elephant in the head,
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the elephant
hollers in pain,
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and the mouse says,
''That's right, baby.
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Take it all!''
Ha ha ha!
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No. No.
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Yes. Yes.
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I got to go
to the bathroom.
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Ye of little bladder.
:57:35
Can I set
a running tab, please?
:57:36
Woman: No problem.
:57:42
Get out of here.
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No.
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Listen...
:57:52
I love you.
:57:56
Why do you think
I'm doing this?