:13:02
Scuba Steve.
:13:04
Does he ever take his flippers off?
:13:06
What if he goes bowling?
:13:08
They don't make him wear bowling shoes?
He wears flippers?
:13:11
Really?
:13:12
l had a doll like that at one time.
:13:14
But my cat, he bite his head off.
:13:17
What cat would do that?
:13:18
You calling me a liar?
:13:20
Hey, take it easy.
:13:23
Anyways...
:13:24
...Jets are playing tonight.
:13:26
We're gonna go to the Blarney Stone.
Wanna come?
:13:29
l've got more deliveries.
:13:30
Maybe you can also finish
the turkey on your lip.
:13:33
Right there.
:13:39
Let's crank up the Styx.
:13:41
No music during the game.
:13:43
-lt's halftime. Relax, Mr. Herlihy.
-Goddamn Jets.
:13:46
What are you doing in here, cutie?
:13:48
Watching football.
:13:50
-Who do you want to win?
-The goddamn Jets.
:13:54
Have fun.
:13:57
Too bad you don't like girls.
l think you could've had her.
:14:01
-l'm thirsty.
-You're thirsty?
:14:03
Are you allowed soda?
:14:05
l don't know.
:14:06
My mom always said
soda rots your teeth...
:14:09
...but you'll lose them
anyway, so rot on.
:14:11
-Can we get two root beers?
-Sure.
:14:14
When l graduated law school, we met
here every Monday to watch football.
:14:20
Who would meet you?
:14:22
My friends, Vanessa.
:14:24
Vanessa always rooted against the team
l wanted to win just to bust my chops.
:14:28
But everybody's so busy with
their crap lately, no one comes.
:14:32
Like l'm not busy?
:14:34
Shut up or l'll smack you
through the wall like last Monday.
:14:37
Last Monday was a fluke.
Bring it on, woman.
:14:44
Anytime.
:14:47
He drinks a lot of soda.
:14:53
l'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa,
she's the one. l can't lose her.
:14:57
l'm not getting any handsomer.
:14:59
Every day l get a little bit older
and balder and fatter.