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:01:39
Calvin, where do you get these?
:01:42
They're so funny.
:01:43
Just remember
don't mention the communists.

:01:46
Calvin's a great guy,
but he's a little--you know.

:01:48
-Nutty.
-What's his wife like?

:01:50
You know...housewife.
:01:52
Likes to cook, pregnant.
:01:54
Normal, then.
:01:55
I wouldn't go that far.
:01:57
-Helen!
-Oh, hi, Betty. Hi, Dave.

:02:00
Just look at you.
:02:02
Any day now.
:02:03
Say hi to my sister
Ruth and her husband.

:02:05
Tell me
if you've heard this one.

:02:07
A duck walks into a drugstore.
:02:10
He says,
“I’d like some lip gloss.”

:02:12
The clerk says, “Certainly, sir.
Will this be cash or check?”

:02:16
The duck says,
“Put it on my bill.”

:02:21
Oh, brother.
:02:23
He was the golden boy
professor at Cal Tech...

:02:26
But then he started
inventing things.

:02:28
He suddenly became very rich.
:02:30
And that was it.
He quit teaching.

:02:34
-How's that?
-Just what the doctor ordered.

:02:38
Calvin spends
all of his time out there...

:02:41
Tinkering around
in the workshop.

:02:43
If you ask me,
it's all very strange.

:02:46
Same is true of batteries.
:02:47
I could take
a simple yacht battery...

:02:50
And rig it
to last a decade, easily.

:02:53
Say, Helen,
what does Calvin think...

:02:55
About this trouble down in Cuba?
:02:57
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
please don't bring that up.


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