:44:00
Keep it together.
:44:01
Kit, maybe you should stay
with us for a few days...
:44:06
...in our special celebrity relaxing quarters.
:44:11
-You think I need that?
-I do.
:44:15
Go get my checkbook.
:44:19
Keep it together.
:44:24
-Can't find Kit.
-What do you mean you can't find Kit?
:44:26
He's one of the most famous faces
in the world. You can find him.
:44:30
No. We staked out his house,
MindHead, everywhere.
:44:34
-He's vanished, gone.
-Where is the guy?
:44:37
We can't shoot movie without our star.
Actors have no work ethic these days.
:44:41
They keep his movements secret.
They control him.
:44:43
A lot of guys must look like Kit.
We'll get a look-alike for the long shots.
:44:47
We'll shoot him from behind
and not show his face.
:44:50
Kit showed his ass
in eight of his ten films...
:44:52
...eight of his ten films were hits,
so we need a guy with a fabulous ass...
:44:55
...and mine is the wrong color.
:45:05
Then I studied at the Moscow Arts Theater
for two years...
:45:08
...and did a year at the National in London.
:45:10
I'm currently doing a midnight production
of Waiting for Godot here in L.A.
:45:15
And are you in the union?
:45:17
Yes, I am.
:45:22
Currently, I'm packing fries
at the Burger King on Douglas.
:45:26
-Do you have experience in film?
-Quite a bit, actually.
:45:29
Quite a bit of experience.
I'm an active renter at Blockbuster...
:45:34
...and I attend the Film du Cinema...
:45:38
...as much as possible.
:45:40
Weekly, biweekly, inter-weekly,
intermediately.
:45:45
Would you be willing to cut your hair?
:45:50
Yes, but it's usually better
if someone else does it.
:45:57
I've had a few accidents.