:00:11
This noise machine...
:00:12
is more than just a quartet
of lousy musicians.
:00:15
There's a woman who abuses
her privilege of motherhood.
:00:18
-What is Kiss backwards?
-Ssik!
:00:23
Oh, shit!
:00:24
Guys, where's the Volvo?
:00:26
It was fucking stolen, man.
:00:29
Christine stole it.
Sleep, my ass.
:00:31
The Stella booted
with your mom's wheels.
:00:33
Son of a bitch, man!
How can this happen?
:00:36
Why are you laughing?
:00:37
I'm starting to get real mad.
:00:39
Jam, you ass!
:00:40
Why'd you talk us
into picking up this bitch?
:00:43
I'm sorry, man.
I was trying to be nice.
:00:45
I'm sick of your nice shit!
:00:46
Drummers are supposed
to have some fucking balls.
:00:49
Fuck you, man.
I was being conscientious.
:00:51
I didn't think she was
going to steal his mom's car.
:00:54
Jam, just shut your
faggotty-ass mouth, OK?
:00:57
You're pissing me off.
:00:58
Now, we came all this way...
:01:00
we got an hour
and forty-five minutes...
:01:02
and we got absolutely nothing.
:01:05
So help me, God,
we are going to that concert.
:01:09
We must get the cops in
on this Volvo situation.
:01:12
Lex, this is Detroit.
:01:14
You think the cops will waste
city dollars on a Swedish car?
:01:18
You're right.
:01:19
My mom's got insurance.
:01:21
Why am I freaking out?
:01:23
It's cool. She's gonna try
to ground me for a year.
:01:25
I don't give a shit, man.
:01:26
Exactly.
Cool, bro.
:01:27
Oh, shit!
Man, I'm in big trouble!
:01:30
I'm in big fucking trouble!
The car's gone, man!
:01:32
Shut the fuck up, man!
:01:34
We're trying to think!
:01:36
Wait a second, man.
:01:37
I know how we can get
the fucking tickets, man.
:01:39
We beat the fucking shit
out of four little kids.
:01:42
Like,
take their fuckin' tickets.
:01:44
Brilliance, Trip.
Sheer fuckin' brilliance.
:01:47
Why don't you give
Albert Einstein here...
:01:49
the fuckin' Nobel Prize?!
:01:52
Look, I think I can
barter with a scalper.
:01:56
If you guys can think of
a better plan, go for it.
:01:58
For the next hour and a half,
it's every dude for himself.