:03:09
Oh, my God.
:03:10
The mass, Father--
so inspirational.
:03:12
Father, thank you.
:03:13
Come again next week.
:03:14
Father.
:03:16
It's Jeremiah.
:03:17
I'm desperate.
:03:19
My son was about to defy God...
:03:21
by going to that
blasphemous Kiss concert.
:03:23
In that case,
come right in.
:03:26
He and his mom
just went into that church.
:03:29
Can I go and say
good-bye to him?
:03:31
Beth, I am not gonna let you
wander the streets after dark.
:03:35
I'm not going to wander.
I'm just going over there.
:03:39
Fine. As long as we know
where you are.
:03:41
Thank you.
:03:43
Don't be too long.
We need to get back on the road.
:03:46
-Stuart.
-Just relax.
:03:48
She's probably got a crush
on the kid or something.
:03:59
Hey, chief,
need a ticket?
:04:01
Second row, center,
but it's seventy-five clams.
:04:04
Aw, man, this is all I got.
Look.
:04:08
Scare up the extra gravy.
:04:10
Brother, take it easy.
:04:11
Where am I supposed to find
that kind of money in an hour?
:04:16
Well, um...
check it out over there.
:04:19
There's a contest going on.
:04:20
You take off your pants,
shake your wee-wee, get $100.
:04:23
I can't take off my clothes
and dance like that, man.
:04:27
That's embarrassing, man.
:04:30
Check it out, man.
:04:31
The question you
got to ask yourself is...
:04:33
how badly do you want to see...
:04:35
the greatest fucking
rock-and-roll show...
:04:37
on the fucking earth, right?
:04:38
You're talkin'
Gene and Paul live, y'all.
:04:41
I'm talkin' about voluptuous
women in the audience.
:04:43
I'm talkin' big breastesses
in tight vestesses, my friend.
:04:47
You're talkin' people passin'
around joints in the audience.
:04:49
You're talkin' about
Detroit Rock City, brother.
:04:53
Shake your wee-wee.
:04:54
I got stage fright.
:04:57
And they're playing
fucking disco over there.
:04:59
Shit or get off the pot,
rock star.