:04:01
Second row, center,
but it's seventy-five clams.
:04:04
Aw, man, this is all I got.
Look.
:04:08
Scare up the extra gravy.
:04:10
Brother, take it easy.
:04:11
Where am I supposed to find
that kind of money in an hour?
:04:16
Well, um...
check it out over there.
:04:19
There's a contest going on.
:04:20
You take off your pants,
shake your wee-wee, get $100.
:04:23
I can't take off my clothes
and dance like that, man.
:04:27
That's embarrassing, man.
:04:30
Check it out, man.
:04:31
The question you
got to ask yourself is...
:04:33
how badly do you want to see...
:04:35
the greatest fucking
rock-and-roll show...
:04:37
on the fucking earth, right?
:04:38
You're talkin'
Gene and Paul live, y'all.
:04:41
I'm talkin' about voluptuous
women in the audience.
:04:43
I'm talkin' big breastesses
in tight vestesses, my friend.
:04:47
You're talkin' people passin'
around joints in the audience.
:04:49
You're talkin' about
Detroit Rock City, brother.
:04:53
Shake your wee-wee.
:04:54
I got stage fright.
:04:57
And they're playing
fucking disco over there.
:04:59
Shit or get off the pot,
rock star.
:05:01
You want to dance?
:05:02
Or see Kiss on album covers
for the rest of your life?
:05:07
Mmm, second row, center,
brother.
:05:09
Go shake your wee-wee.
:05:11
You're gonna have that ticket
for me, right?
:05:12
Oh, yeah, man,
you got my solemn oath...
:05:15
as a public servant.
:05:21
Go for it, brother.
:05:23
All right.
:05:25
See you around.
:05:30
Hey, chief,
you need a ticket?
:05:33
Seventy-five bucks,
second row, center.
:05:35
I'm gonna beat my ticket...
:05:37
out of some poor
defenseless chump.
:05:38
You know what I mean?
:05:40
Yeah, whatever,
reefer-head.
:05:41
You fuckin' burnout.