Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:57:01
I was at the precinct, and I
really had to use the john,

:57:04
and it's pretty filthy in there
and I was in kind of a hurry...

:57:06
and I didn't have time to use one of
those, you know, paper ass gaskets.

:57:09
I was doin' my business, and something
sort of splashed up on me, all over.

:57:13
What do you do in situations like that?
You think I'll be all right?

:57:17
- I think you're pretty safe.
- I better be!

:57:25
- % [Funk]
-[TJ.] Ugly is not
a problem for this guy.

:57:28
My man would stick his dick
in a he-monkey.

:57:30
All right.
I'll catch you later.

:57:34
What up, Deucey?
:57:36
[Sighs] You should know,
that cop won't leave me alone.

:57:39
- % [Off]
- What about the cop?

:57:42
- He's been asking questions.
- Goddamn white boy.

:57:45
Anyway, it doesn't matter
to me anymore. I'm quitting.

:57:47
What about
Antoine's apartment?

:57:49
I'm gonna get the rest of the money
the old-fashioned way.

:57:52
You gonna steal it?
:57:56
See ya, T.J.
:58:05
I just quit!
I'm never doing it again!

:58:08
- You lied to me!
- Listen, please.
It's not what you think.

:58:12
You were paid
to go out with me!

:58:18
[Sobbing]
:58:21
- You want breakfast?
- Kate!

:58:23
Please go away!
I don't want to see you again!

:58:28
Me neither.
:58:31
I'm sorry.
:58:38
[Snarls]
:58:42
% I feel sad
when you're sad %

:58:46
% I feel glad
when you're glad %

:58:49
% And if you only knew
what I'm goin' through %

:58:53
% I just can't smile %
:58:55
% With out you %

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