Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:38:00
- Nice day, huh?
- Yeah.

:38:02
Shove it up your ass!
:38:04
- [Tires Screeching]
- [Horn Honking]

:38:09
Geez, you okay?
:38:11
I'm sorry.
I have Tourette's syndrome.

:38:14
It causes me to have
these uncontrollable outbursts.

:38:18
- It's not so bad.
- Yeah, it's okay.

:38:21
I mean,
you get used to it.

:38:23
Ball sweat!
Anus!

:38:25
Anus licker!
[Gagging Noise]

:38:28
You know,
there are some places...

:38:30
I can't g-g-go--
:38:32
Nipple biter!
Naah-naah-naah-naah-nyiii!

:38:36
What are you talkin' about?
I barely notice it.

:38:39
[Giggles]
Scrotum!

:38:41
Sperm!
Sperm face!

:38:45
I just can't go near
places like churches--

:38:47
Ha ha!
Vulva!

:38:49
elementary schools--
Jizz! Jizz trap!

:38:53
Pretty much anywhere.
:38:55
Ehh-- Fart!
Dildo!

:38:57
Big-- Big, big titties!
:38:59
Shit! Shit whore!
:39:03
Let's put the top up.
I'll put on the air conditioning.

:39:10
You probably want
to take me home, don't you?

:39:12
No.
:39:16
Hey, I got an idea.
:39:19
% [Organ: Charge]
:39:23
I'm nervous.
There's a lot of people here.

:39:25
- Don't worry--
- Crap muncher!

:39:27
[Man Mutters] "Crap muncher"?
:39:29
I know!
He was definitely safe!

:39:32
- What do you think
about the other team?
- Assholes!

:39:36
Right.
And their pitcher--

:39:38
I mean, stop stalling
and throw it already.

:39:41
Ball hair!
Ball hair!

:39:43
Yeah,
ball hair!

:39:46
What we need
is a strike hair.

:39:49
That other team is a bunch of
high-priced babies!

:39:52
- Whores!
- Yeah! You tell 'em, baby!

:39:54
[Crowd Cheering]
:39:59
- [Crowd Booing]
- They called him out?


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